Quotes

The Cute, Adorable, and Funny Things Dan has said.

"I am a truly terrible painter - I wish I was better at it. I am a big fan of art however, even though I am appalling at it." - Dan answering 100 questions for Danradcliffe.com & Danradcliffe.co.uk

"We, (Dan & Harry), don't break the rules we just sort of bend them" - Dan on Oprah

"When I get into trouble at school I'd like to take an invisibility cloak, drape it over me and sneak out the door. Or I'd like to have a 3 headed-dog because then no one would argue with me" - Dan on Counting Down

"I'm growing dammit!" - Dan at NYC PoA Premiere

"It feels good to grow." - Dan on, "On Air With Ryan Seacrest"

"I dont mind being around girls.''

"There is not enough magic in the world to turn me into a hunk."

"I do this really stupid thing where I forget to breathe...." - Dan NYC Press Conference

"I'm not much of a cake person" - Dan answering 100 questions for Danradcliffe.com & Danradcliffe.co.uk

"I really hope I don't meet them, (The White Stripes), now - Jack White's gonna hit me 'cos he really did Jason Von Bondie in badly, didn't he?" - Dan in NME

"I cried when I saw my name in the end credits!"

"It's horrific! It looks like it's been thrown against a wall! It's an ugly cat, but very sweet. I'm not a cat person though, I'm a dog lover myself. So there goes all the audience of Harry Potter who likes cats!" - Dan on CBBC Newsround

"I'm not clumsy, I'm accident-prone!"

"It's not in the book - but I don't know if it will be in the script. I can live in hope!" - Dan's response when asked if he will get to kiss anyody in the third film. CBBC newsround

"I'm kind of scared he's (Brody Dalle's boyfriend, Josh), going to hunt me down for saying this (that Dan finds Brody Dalle attractive.) on TV." - Conan O'Brien

"I think I'm a tiny bit like Harry 'cos I'd like to have an owl. Yeah, that's a tiny bit actually."

"I played a trick on the make-up department where I put a fake blood capsule im my mouth, pretended to trip on the stairs and let the blood come out of my mouth. They really fell for it, then they chased after me with a water pistol."

"Everyone on the set has a mobile phone, and I found by pushing a few buttons, they could be programmed into different languages. I fixed Robbie's to speak in Turkish."

"Why are you determined to embarrass me?" - Dan to Emma on HBO special

"Woohoo!" - Dan's response to a young fan girl's video on the Oprah show

"I was in the bath when I found out that I got the roll of Harry Potter. I heard the phone ring downstairs,and later my dad came up to me and said,'Guess who they want to play Harry Potter?' And I cried."



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